Marriage can be scary, as committing to someone for your entire life can be a roller coaster of emotions. It can also be a roller coaster. The amusement park ride is just one of many instances of people marrying inanimate objects. We're not here judge (love is love, right?), but we couldn't help but be entertained by these torrid (and abnormal) love affairs.
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