Things Parents Probably Never Said Before They Had Kids

"What's that up your nose?"

In a new video, Tova Leigh, the mom behind Tova's Blog, quickly runs through a list of things parents probably didn't say before they had children. From "What's that up your nose?" to "Spit it out in my hand," things quickly take a turn for the hilarious.

The phrases sum up the comical reality of having kids, especially when you have to tell them, "No, you can't drink the detergent."

Just a reminder, kids.

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