In a new video, Tova Leigh, the mom behind Tova's Blog, quickly runs through a list of things parents probably didn't say before they had children. From "What's that up your nose?" to "Spit it out in my hand," things quickly take a turn for the hilarious.
The phrases sum up the comical reality of having kids, especially when you have to tell them, "No, you can't drink the detergent."
Just a reminder, kids.