By now, you've no doubt heard of the term "bitcoin." If you understand what bitcoins are and how they work, you're probably a very smart person and also a dirty liar because no, you don't. No one does.
But I am going to get to the bottom of this, valued readers. Wherever I have to go within fifty square feet of my desk and for however long it takes within the next 15 minutes or so, I am going to get to the bottom of this.
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