Things Women Would Rather See Than A Picture Of Your Dick, Dude

Hint: It's anything else.

Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys ... when you pull down your pants and pull up your camera app to take a photo of your penis, really, what the f**k are you thinking?

In what part of your formative years did someone impart on you the advice of, "There's nothing women want more than to be involuntary bombarded by an image of your dick!"

Here are things women would rather see, brought to you by the lovely people at BuzzFeed.



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