Yoga class is sacred time. It's a space where you can quiet your mind and let your body breathe itself into flexible awareness.
But we're human beings and sometimes finding zen during class is more frustrating than peaceful. It's not our faults we still struggle in downward dog and it's almost impossible to hold back a loud laugh when your tiny and bendy instructor says something ridiculous like, "Imagine your thighbones are rainbows, spiraling outwards."
Below, 17 perfectly normal things you wish you could say during yoga class, but don't.
Because 60 people in one room is really pushing it.
Thanks. Now I have to look at my face through your armpit.
Seriously, dude. This isn't a contest.
Um, I'm pretty sure I'm doing this wrong.
The frizz helps you balance, right?
There's a reason why I'm in the back row, lady.
For the love of God, can we please crack a window?
Sometimes, lady, that's just impossible.
This is nice. Let's stay right here.
You know, your head isn't really meant to reach there anyways.
Seriously, how are they doing that?
Annnnd now I look like a totem pole.
Anyone else sweating like a sinner in church?
You're only here to mock me, aren't you?
Zzzzz... Wait. Where am I?