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This Anti-Obama Song Parody Would Fit Right In At A Trump Rally

Finally, someone sticks it to this Obama guy.

There’s been a surprising amount of attention given to music this election season. And by that, I mean, Republicans play music at their rallies without permission, and then the musicians who created that music tell them to stop.

Here’s a song that we would readily expect to hear at a Trump rally.* In it, Montclair, New Jersey, band The Porchistas explores the numerous conspiracy theories involving President Barack Obama.

 

Lyrics so you can sing along!

Malcolm and Assata went to Kenya had a baby
Left him to be raised by the crazies at Madrassas
They Put him on a boat and sent him to Aloha
Little old lady, she became his grandma

She forged his birth certificate, taught him to be a commie
He took a trip to Mars where he formed the Devil’s Army
She knew the truth so he had to kill his Grandma
The Anti-Christ, The Chosen One,

(chorus)

Ebolabama - Robots are watching you
Obama-Drama - Checkin up on what you do
Hezbollah-Bama - Listening to what you say
Obama-Rama - So he can take your guns away

Went to Hollywood became a sex slave to the news
Coronated king by the liberal “woooo”
Planned 9-11 with his cousin Osama
Whose living in the basement of the White House with his Mama

Staged mass shootings to take away your guns
Leaving only non-English speaking immigrant sons
Started death panels and brought Ebola here
He killed Antonin Scalia

(chorus)

Ebolabama - Robots are watching you
Obama-Drama - Checkin up on what you do
Hezbollah-Bama - Listening to what you say
Obama-Rama - So he can take your guns away
Nazi-Obama - Conquering the Lone Star State
Zombie-Obama - Renaming it Kuwait
Talibani-Bama - Prince of Darkness has returned
Iraqi-Bama - The whole world is gonna burn

*The Porchistas are not anti-Obama, and this song is satire, so hearing this at a Trump rally would only further prove that Trump and his supporters are clueless.

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