This Flowchart Will Determine Whether Or Not You Are Dateable

Flowcharts are science. Sexy, concrete science.

It's a question that most of us will wrestle with for a large portion of our adult life: "Am I dateable?"

Hopefully, it's a confident and resounding "YES." But it only takes a few failed Tinder swipes to shake that confidence. Before you know it, you're three Ben & Jerry pints deep and you're adding googly eyes to everything because "these are my friends now!"

Don't lose hope. Sometimes all you need is an easily digestible* flowchart to get your life back on track.


*Do not print out, eat and digest this flowchart.

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