This 'Gilmore Girls' Makeup Will Have You Saying 'Oy With The Poodles Already!'

Though, we'd probably wear the shade "Vicious Trollop."

There are some things that just didn’t need to happen, and a “Gilmore Girls” makeup collection was definitely one of them.

But, alas, here we are.

We get it ― we’re all excited for the revival episodes to hit Netflix on November 25, but makeup? Rory barely even wears any makeup.

Despite this, beauty brand Brija Cosmetics has rolled out its 17-piece eyeshadow collection with names inspired by the beloved TV series.

We don’t even really care how these look on because some of the names are just really, really good.

Specifically, “A Film By Kirk” (a stark white shade, reminiscent of the black-and-white, Kirk-made film that was featured in season 2, episode 19). There’s also “It All Comes Out In Moron” (a mulberry color inspired by Lorelai’s iconic quote about love in season 1, episode 7) and “Am I Crying or Laughing?” (a coral shade that channels Sookie’s deep-fried Thanksgiving sentiments).

All the eyeshadow shades are available in matte and you can purchase them as a set or piece-meal.

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