When you're live tweeting updates from some random girl's closet, it can only mean a few things: 1. You were trying to get that but then realized she was a complete psycho and tried to run from her, 2. You were trying to get that but then her boyfriend came home without you knowing, or 3. You were trying to get that and she locked you in the closet instead because this is more like a Buffalo Bill situation and you just weren't aware of the fact.
For Miles, the second option was his fate last week, when he was hanging out with some girl and her boyfriend came home unexpectedly. In an instant of sheer genius, Miles headed to her closet until the coast was clear.
Here's the full story:
Wow, ok, that was a seriously close call. Especially because the dude insisted on staying an extra hour to get himself a free meal. I see where he's going with that, but it's not the brightest idea when you're hiding from someone's crazy boyfriend.
While Miles insists there was no cheating involved in this Twitter saga, it's kind of hard to believe, right? I mean, why else would he be hanging out in this girl's closet? Because he likes the smell?
Guess we'll just have to take his word on it. Either way, it's an epic story.