Sex in your 30s is a bit of a mixed bag: It has the potential to be hotter than it’s ever been ― in fact, studies show that women reach their sexual peak in their 30s ― but that’s assuming you can stay awake long enough to actually do the deed.
Below, some tweets that sum up the experience.
Like most things in your thirties, the only thing that's different about sex is the amount of toilet breaks.
— Simon Feilder (@simonfeilder) September 30, 2016
"Oooo baby, whatcha got under them khakis" -sex in your 30s
— coco (@courtneykocak) February 15, 2017
Sex In Your 30s #Haiku
— Anna Pulley (@annapulley) April 29, 2015
We can open this
2nd bottle or wine, or
have sex—but not both.
Listen, I'm 30. It would behoove you to not walk in my bedroom thinking you're gonna be the best I ever had the first time we have sex.
— Skin Care Genie (@CruzanChoklate) August 1, 2015
Sex at 23: I can go all night girl.
— Mister Burnham (@Mister_Burnham) January 21, 2017
Sex at 39: It’s been 20 minutes and I’m tired. Are we done yet?
Happy #TBT! Here, have an old comic!https://t.co/7BHitEXZ1P#webcomics #art #sex pic.twitter.com/F9KtP9WTGB
— Chris Grabowski (@PoorlyDrawnGuy) December 22, 2016
Music during sex...
— bananafanafofisa (@lisaxy424) June 23, 2016
in your 20s: hot and romantic to get them in the mood
in your 30s: loud enough so they can't hear your bones cracking
Is it a thing when you're in your 30s to be normal and unassuming one day and a raging sex fiend the next?
— The Great Katsby (@EpicuriousKat) February 11, 2015
Asking for a friend.
Sexting in your 30s: "want to come over and take a nap?"
— Baron Vaughn (@barvonblaq) April 2, 2014
Make some sex tapes in your twenties so you can watch them and remember what sex was actually like when you're married and in your thirties.
— farleftcoast (@farleftcoast) April 17, 2014
Dad: Son, it's time we talked about the birds and the bees
— tell (@ron_text) October 27, 2015
Me: Dad, I'm 30
D: And how many times have you had sex?
M: Fair enough. Proceed.
I think all the sex in your twenties just fine tunes the kind of perv you'll be in your thirties...
— Carmen Morales (@TheFunnyCarmen) July 12, 2014
Sex in my 30s has been varied. No threesomes, a couple of twosomes........ lots of onesomes
— DeliciouslyLost (@Delicious4Life) March 26, 2017
Sexts in your 30s. pic.twitter.com/mZeIC9NqGi
— Kirsten Howard (@emotionalpedant) August 8, 2013
Being in your 30s means you can exercise really hard to be sexy or take a nap and actually have the energy for sex.
— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) April 5, 2015
Being in your 30s is just wanting sex, naps, and new throw pillows all the time.
— Bitches of Eastwick (@PutinistaJonez) January 10, 2017
In your 20s: #NetflixAndChill = sex
— Andrew Searles (@andrewsearles) April 5, 2016
In your 30s: #NetflixAndChill = Actually watching Netflix. Actually chilling.
Sex in Your 30s #Haiku
— Anna Pulley (@annapulley) May 6, 2015
Sometimes the stained
sweatpants from Old Navy stay on
the entire time.
"No, no, no, Honey! I legitimately want to have sex with you but I really have to poop first." -being in your 30s
— Scruffy Nerf Herder (@6orahalfdozen) March 28, 2015
"Sex in your 30s is even better" -somebody who's been 30 for all of three hours
— Dirty Mirror (@VizyLawrence) October 30, 2016
The best part about sex in your thirties is that you can go totally HAM, take a Centrum, and then be asleep by 11pm.
— JP Larocque (@jplarocque) September 20, 2014
