Seriously, with today's hyperactive news cycle, what Trump angle is still untouched? The answer is Trump himself. Because if you're like me, you regularly think, "God, Trump is such a crazy dick. If only he were at least hot enough to want to f**k!"
And now, behold!
Alright, probably still not.
Check out the full process of how Boozan gifted us this peek into a frightening alternate reality.
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