This Thing Is Golden: The #!@%¿ Blagojevich Burger At Kuma's Corner

Not one to miss an opportunity, vaunted Avondale burger joint Kuma's Corner has created the #!@%¿ Blagojevich Burger. $10 (though the price is negotiable, according to a facetious note on the menu board) gets you a 10-ounce beef patty topped with American cheese and a thick slab of bologna between a "bun" of Wonder Bread grilled cheese sandwiches. A yellow mustard dollar sign is squiggled on the top.

The verdict, from the Tribune's Christopher Borrelli:

For the record, it went down surprisingly smoothly. However, once we picked off the bologna, we were left with a lot of cheese.

NBC has footage of the jailhouse feast coming together: