A New Jersey man named Bacon is being accused of assault after getting into a beef over a piece of sausage.
Police in Madison, New Jersey, arrested Thomas Bacon, 19, on May 12 after he allegedly attacked another person in his home for eating a piece of sausage, NJ.com reports.
The victim was not identified, but did not require treatment for any injuries, according to Madison Patch.
It is doubtful Bacon will fry for the alleged crime.
He was released on his own recognizance after being charged with simple assault, DailyRecord.com reports.