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Tobacco And Menthol Vodkas Exist, Here's What They Taste Like

Can it possibly taste as horrible as it sounds?
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Yes, Tobacco Vodka exists. Once the team over at Foodbeast discovered this, we took the next logical step and taste tested this abomination. Naturally.

First, there are 4 things you should know about Tobacco Vodka.

1. This tastes EXACTLY like cigarettes. Sorry, no cupcake-flavored vodka here.

2. There is also a "Menthol" version. For those of you who prefer your cigarette-flavored liquor to carry a minty aftertaste.

3. The company that makes it describes itself as "fun, irreverent and yes, a little insane. OK, more than a little insane. Was it the liquor? Perhaps. Was it a marriage of first cousins? More than likely." We'd expect nothing less from a brand named "IVANABITCH."

4. If you do decide to take swigs of this curious liquor, just know that you're going to wake up the next morning with a mouth that tastes like ashtrays. So just make sure you have a pack of mints ready for breakfast.

Overall, it was surprisingly not that bad and the Tobacco and Menthol Vodka tasted like sweet cigarettes and boozy scope, respectively. Although, I wouldn't recommend anything described as "surprisingly not that bad." Except for Del Taco, that sh*t is surprisingly not that bad at 3am.

Written by Charisma Madarang, Photo/Video by Marc Kharrat of Foodbeast