Tom Hanks, Arianna Support 'The Onion' Pulitzer Campaign (VIDEOS)

The Onion's campaign to be awarded a Pulitzer Prize has officially taken off, with Tom Hanks and our own Arianna Huffington lending their voices to the growing chorus. And these aren't just messages of support; these are straight-up threats. The Pulitzer committee would do well to take them seriously; we know we wouldn't want Tom Hanks staring through our windows in the middle of the night.