Feeling down about being a little long in the tooth for Spring Break? Do you use phrases like "a little long in the tooth"? Don't worry, we're right there with you.
Your drunken-beach-party days might be behind you, but that doesn't mean mid-March doesn't have other kinds of fun — responsible fun — to offer. Take a look at our list of things to do now that you're too old for Spring Break, and enjoy the next week of not having to apologize to everyone you know.
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Put those keg stand muscles to better use
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Enjoy NOT spending your tax refund
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Savor knowing where your iPhone is at all times
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Instead of binge-drinking, binge-watch
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Paint something other than the town
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Host a 'Spring Breakers' discussion group
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Chug, chug, chug...
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Get a seasonal iPhone case
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Instead of yelling, 'Spring Break!'
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Instead of sitting on a beach drenched in coconut oil...
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Send some late night text reminders
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Give the dog a bath
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Look up cute, retro bathing suits on ModCloth
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Instead of waking up in a stranger's bed...
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