Top 10 Signs You Watch Too Much 'Mad Men'

You thinks AIDS really took all the fun out of venereal diseaseYour Cheerios are fortified with Valium
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10. Your wife packs your lunch in a flask
9. You've got a tattoo of Don Draper's face on your face, only taller
8. You converted your ethanol Mercedes to run on diesel
7. Like the Boogeyman, you're convinced the female orgasm doesn't exist
6. You can't wait till Apple comes out with the rotary iPhone
5. Seriously, the Boogeyman doesn't believe in female orgasms
4. Despite your playboy typecast, you keep getting cameos on "30 Rock"
3. Your houndstooth coat flawlessly hides your unwanted pregnancy
2. You thinks AIDS really took all the fun out of venereal disease
1. Your Cheerios are fortified with Valium

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