Top Ten Scariest Halloween Costumes for 2015:

10. My mother on Facebook

There is nothing more frightening than a mom with a Facebook account on the loose with photos of you in compromising positions. From tips about 'packing a clean pair of underwear' to dating advice on your public wall, mom's can be a social media nightmare.

9. 'Uncle' Joe Biden

No one wants an unsolicited back-rub or someone sniffing their hair whilst their significant other is trying to give a speech on national television. This is the stuff nightmares are made of!

8. Crazy Cat Ladies high on Pumpkin Spice Latte (the catnip of cat ladies)

Watch out, because Cat Ladies can be unpredictable at times-especially with Pumpkin Spice Latte coursing through their veins. Warning: Your Pumpkin Spice Milkshake may just bring the Crazy Cat Ladies to the yard!

7. Hillary Clinton

I don't care who you are: Bill, Monica, Obama, John Boehner or just an average Joe Biden-you had better fear the Hillary, or you're a fool! Her ruthless politics make Frank Underwood shake in his boots!

6. John Boehner

Whether you're afraid of his politics, bright orange spray tan, the pronunciation of his last name, or his incessant crying-Boehner scares the masses for a plethora of reasons.

5. Pizza Rat

Although the little guy that stole our hearts and our pizza was totes adorbs, I'm slightly frightened by the myriad of 'Sexy Pizza Rat' costumes I've encountered and I'm mostly fearful of the King of Pizza Rats-Chuck E. Cheese and have been since I first saw him when I was 6 years old.

4. Vladimir Putin

Not much is more scary that an ex-KGB tyrant, communist that enjoys invading countries, 'Putin on the Ritz' and exposing his man-boobs to the world.

3. Lamar Odom's House of Whorers

Although a 'brothel' may sound like a tasty, hot winter soup-Lamar wasn't being so innocent. As if his behavior wasn't bad enough, there's nothing like passing out at a house of ill repute to ensure you get caught. Smooth moove, Lamar. We're glad you're ok, but you've got a lot of explainin' to do. What a nightmare!

2. Jared from Subway

If I don't ever see him holding those huge britches open to show us the weight he lost along with that creepy, weirdo smile or biting into a sub-I'll still have nightmares for years about this creep.

1. Donald Trump


Alas...number one. The Donald. Just the possibility of there being a 'President Trump' sends shivers down a lot of people's spines. Does this man ever not shout, brag, yell, and exude narcissism? I personally am more afraid of his hair than him. I understand at one point, it was a family pet and it purrs when you touch it-the world may never know. Although that potential nightmare is almost a year away, I believe it will be the scariest costume of 2015.