On the final day before the election, President Donald Trump told his supporters that former Vice President Joe Biden would eliminate every single holiday because of the health and safety precautions he’d push as president.
In other words, the choice is pretty stark.
“It’s like choosing between the ballet and breaking into the zoo to watch chimps mate,” Noah said. “You know which one fits your vibe.”
Until the matter is settled, things could get ugly. Businesses are already boarding up windows to avoid possible violence and even the White House is erecting a fence in case protests get out of hand.
“America’s going full ‘Mad Max’ this year,” Noah said.
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