Remember Zoltar? That primitive animatronic fortune telling machine you sometimes find at arcades?
Well, a bizarre variation featuring Donald Trump is popping up around New York City. And since it features Trump, we’d have to say it’s even more primitive than Zoltar ever was.
The “All-Seeing Trump” features a Trump mannequin spouting prerecorded predictions that are just as offensive and inaccurate as the ones made by Trump himself.
Take a gander at one prediction and see if you can tell the difference between this Donald and the one running for the nation’s highest office:
“I see a huge investment into a high-speed rail system. Very advanced and very fast. And we’re going to use it to deport 11 million illegal Mexicans.
“And, by the way, I love the Mexican people. I love their spirit. I love their spirit! And I love packing them onto trains like cattle.”
Like Zoltar, this Trump machine hands out fortunes. Bad fortunes.
Reporter Camille Dodero said she first saw the machine in Brooklyn before it was mysteriously placed in a van and taken elsewhere.
The roving machine was last seen in front of Trump Tower, where it is surely offering “bigly” advice.
Gothamist speculates the “All-Seeing Trump” might be the work of Banksy, but his people deny any involvement.
Indecline did not respond to a request for comment from HuffPost.
Editor’s note: Donald Trump regularly incites political violence and is a serial liar, rampant xenophobe, racist, misogynist and birther who has repeatedly pledged to ban all Muslims — 1.6 billion members of an entire religion — from entering the U.S.