Following his praise of the world's whitest black person, Stacey Dash, for talking down on Black History Month, Donald Trump has proposed a solution: Jack Black History Month.
"School of Rock is the best. I love it. It should be on everyday."
The former host of Celebrity Apprentice felt that the career of Jack Black has been a far more impactful part of this country's history.
"It's just cool that he speaks his mind like this; THIS is the kind of thing that will Make America Great Again!" proudly declared Kid Rock as he sipped on lighter fluid.
"Jack Black is a winner. Hit after hit. The new Goosebumps movie will be the biggest movie of all time," declared the former Comedy Central Roastee and somehow presidential candidate. "The thing he does where he pretends he's playing guitar is the height of comedy."
At the end of the day, after America's proven again and again that it's racist, maybe Donald is not wrong. I mean, between Eric Garner, Kalief Browder, Tami Martin, Trayvon Martin, Dontre Hamilton, John Crawford, Akai Gurley, Rumain Brisbon, Eric Harris, Walter Scott, Freddie Gray and more, this nation seems to refuse to learn anything at all about black history.
Maybe it'll be more into Jack Black History.