Trumpalicious: The sense of wonder and excitement coming from being in His presence or running from the room when He walks in.
Grump-A-Trump: The collective mumble of the Republican Establishment trying to figure out how the Great March Rightward ended with a thrice-married, four-times bankrupt, former Democrat as your presidential candidate.
Trumpoline: The screening device used at the entrance to a Trump rally to make you giddy or nauseous, or both.
Trump-A-Dope: The technique the Donald tried out on Jeb Bush and perfected on Ted Cruz.
Trumpism: An ideology positing that bragging, insulting, making stuff up and attacking journalists are the foundation of a winning presidential campaign.
Dr. Trumpenstein: Karl Rove. A spin doctor who for years stitched together a coalition of angry white people, mostly from the South, and then panicked when it came to life and escaped from his control.
Forrest Trump: A famous personality with diminished mental capacity who said, "I just feel like running."
Four No-Trump: A bid in a game of bridge played by Jeb Bush, Marco Rubio, Rand Paul and John Kasich.
Trumpled: The condition of a Republican presidential candidate who attacked the Donald.
Trump-fro: An alternative hair-do intended to let African-Americans know that the Donald can relate.
Trumpleskiltskin: An ancient elf who spun gold from straw, who escaped capture by climbing a ladder of hair.
Trump: A card trick that enables you to win when you have no cards, but a good suit.