Since the current administration seems to love “Sesame Street” and PBS so much, HuffPost Comedy decided to give members of Trump’s Cabinet a “Sesame Street” makeover.
Sean the Spice Bottle
Sean is a clumsy spice bottle from the spice rack. He desperately wants to make things taste better so they’re easier to swallow, but Sean the spice bottle can’t seem to keep a lid on it, and usually ends up making a mess.
Steve is a banana, and incredibly proud to be a banana. In fact, he usually can’t wait to peel away the layers and show everyone just how white he is. Nothing says “potassium, potassium, potassium!” like Steve Bananan!
Chaired is a cushion who loves to make people feel comfortable. So comfortable that they trust him with the most important jobs and secrets, even if he’s not even remotely qualified to have access to them.
Ryan 3 Bus
No matter what terrible things might be going on, Ryan the No. 3 bus believes everything is wonderful. His driver couldn’t be doing a better job! People he swerves past on the streets yell encouraging things! Climate change? Bah, nonsense! No need to get that carbon emissions test!
Kellyanne One Way
Kellyanne is a one way sign! She’s here to teach you that there is only one right way to go. Unless she switches sides or gets turned around, then that’s the one way.
Shhhh, Bed Carson is sleeping! And he’s also very good at helping you sleep! There’s nothing bad underneath, don’t worry about that, just sleeeeeeeeep!
Ike is a white picket fence with small town values, and he keeps unwanted people away from his neighborhoods and bakeries and bathrooms. He looks after the house while his owner is away at the golf course, on vacation, or at the golf course while on vacation.