Trump's Favorite Things

Trump's Favorite Things
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A parody of the song from The Sound of Music (1:44)

Sing along, if you'd like:

Chatting up despots and foreign dictators,Scorning reporters and calling them traitors,Running amuck, and the chaos it brings,These are a few of Trump’s favorite things.

White House in-fighting with lots of back-stabbin’,TicTacs and kisses and pussies for grabbin’,Grandiose visions; erratic mood swings,These are a few of Trump’s favorite things.

Giving the finger to other free nations,Leaving his aides with destroyed reputations,Plus KellyAnne and the shit that she slings,These are a few of Trump’s favorite things.

When the Post bites,When the Times stings,When he’s feeling bad,Trump simply remembers his favorite thingsAnd then goes stark raving mad.

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