Donald Trump's New Year's Resolutions Revealed

1. Make America great again
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Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump speaks during a campaign rally at the Veterans Memorial Building, Saturday, Dec. 19, 2015, in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. (AP Photo/Charlie Neibergall)
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump speaks during a campaign rally at the Veterans Memorial Building, Saturday, Dec. 19, 2015, in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. (AP Photo/Charlie Neibergall)

10. Expand trademark empire by buying rights to 'schlong'
9. Donate to Wounded Warriors, but only those who didn't get caught
8. Mirror mantra: An average man takes credit where it's due. A great man takes credit where it isn't
7. Invite Vlady to sit for a joint "the man-the myth" centaur portrait session. Send private jet. Not over Turkey
6. Invent a board game similar to Old Maid where losers pull 'The Woman Card'
5. Write a bestseller: I Told You: American History through the Hindsight of Donald Trump
4. Work with developers and scale the model Mexican border Melania got me for Christmas
3. Retweet more of my own tweets
2. Start a Muslims against Muslims Kickstarter (501 (c) tax-deductible)
1. Make America great again

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