What Your Astrological Sign Says About You, According To Tumblr

For some reason, Tumblr has become increasingly obsessed with astrology, filling our dash with creative interpretations of celestial bodies' relative positions in the universe. Your astrological sign, for example, may predict what your mermaid tail would look like, how you'd fare if you were a "Hunger Games" character, what type of fruit you are and much more. Who knew?

We put together a guide to astrology, according to different Tumblr blogs (click on the X to visit each one). Take a look below to see what your sign says about you.

Aries

1. If you were a mermaid, your tail would be spiky and shark-like. [X]
2. As a famous writer, you'd be Maya Angelou. [X]
3. In "The Hunger Games," you'd make a bad ally because you keep stepping on twigs and stuff that reveals your location. [X]
4. Your bad habit is not putting trash where it belongs. [X]
5. You're the mom who helps her kid get a fake ID. [X]
6. You're the dad who bails his kid out of jail without telling Mom. [X]
7. You are sunrise. [X]
8. You can hold a grudge for one day, tops. [X]
9. You get no sleep. [X]
10. As a detective, you'd definitely get the confession. [X]
11. You are watermelon. [X]
12. Aesthetically, you are lemongrass, fairy lights, red lipstick, old books, knitted scarves, balloons and minimalism. [X]

Taurus

1. If you were a mermaid, your tail would be forest green with soft, black edges. [X]
2. As a famous writer, you'd be Shakespeare. [X]
3. In "The Hunger Games," you'd make a bad ally because you have a really short temper. [X]
4. Your bad habit is eating out of boredom. [X]
5. You're the mom who always packs extra snacks. [X]
6. You're the dad who makes dinner and expects everyone to eat at the table. [X]
7. You are mid-morning. [X]
8. You can hold a grudge even after your own death. [X]
9. You get a lot of sleep. [X]
10. As a detective, you'd nail down the timeline. [X]
11. You are banana. [X]
12. Aesthetically, you are collared shirts, wanderlust, mist rising in the sky, architecture and cherry blossoms. [X]

Gemini

1. If you were a mermaid, you'd have a long, thin tail with glimmering orangey scales. [X]
2. As a famous writer, you'd be Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. [X]
3. In "The Hunger Games," you'd make a bad ally because you'd literally stab people in the back. [X]
4. Your bad habit is interrupting people. [X]
5. You're the mom who has tons of good stories about growing up. [X]
6. You're the dad who tells tall tales about how he "fought a bear wearing skis in the Swiss Alps." [X]
7. You are twilight. [X]
8. You will hold a grudge for about 30 seconds. [X]
9. You get very little sleep. [X]
10. As a detective, you'd document every part of the case. [X]
11. You are orange, the fruit. [X]
12. Aesthetically, you are the color black, existential quotes and random words in foreign languages. [X]

Cancer

1. If you were a mermaid, your tail would be short, becoming a more intense shade of violet toward the end. [X]
2. As a famous writer, you'd be Dan Brown. [X]
3. In "The Hunger Games," you'd make a bad ally because you can't kill anything. [X]
4. Your bad habit is saying "umm." [X]
5. You're the mom who takes lots of pictures at small life milestones. [X]
6. You're the dad who embarrasses his kids in front of their friends on accident. [X]
7. You are the night. [X]
8. You hold grudges for years. [X]
9. You get no sleep. [X]
10. As a detective, you'd easily figure out the criminal's motive. [X]
11. You are cherry. [X]
12. Aesthetically, you are Microsoft paint, paper lanterns, fluffy socks, abandoned places, clothes with pockets and floral patterns. [X]

Leo

1. If you were a mermaid, you'd have a long, golden tail that fans out into a crown shape. [X]
2. As a famous writer, you'd be J.K. Rowling. [X]
3. In "The Hunger Games," you'd make a bad ally because you can't forgive others for wronging you. [X]
4. Your bad habit is driving recklessly. [X]
5. You're the mom who gives lectures until she's talked herself hoarse. [X]
6. You're the dad who makes Dad Jokes. [X]
7. You are midday. [X]
8. You hold grudges until the end of time as we know it. [X]
9. You get a lot of sleep. [X]
10. As a detective, you'd be the best at reading facial expressions. [X]
11. You are strawberry. [X]
12. Aesthetically, you are vintage, stars, symmetry, polaroids, vanilla, willow trees and high ceilings. [X]

Virgo

1. If you were a mermaid, you'd have a long, royal blue tail with precise edges that only stands out in the water because of its shimmer. [X]
2. As a famous writer, you'd be Agatha Christie. [X]
3. In "The Hunger Games," you'd make a bad ally because you'd make others do your dirty work. [X]
4. Your bad habit is biting your nails. [X]
5. You're the mom who cleans her kids' room when they're not home. [X]
6. You're the dad who makes sure his kids aren't wearing their PJs when they leave for school. [X]
7. You are morning. [X]
8. You hold a grudge for a couple of months. [X]
9. You get very little sleep. [X]
10. As a detective, you'd tear apart the criminal's alibi. [X]
11. You are pear. [X]
12. Aesthetically, you are clouds, lace, photography, tattoos, monochrome, calligraphy and tea. [X]

Libra

1. If you were a mermaid, your tail would be long and neon green, with fanned out flukes that sparkle in the sun. [X]
2. As a famous writer, you'd be Oscar Wilde. [X]
3. In "The Hunger Games," you'd make a bad ally because you'd manipulate others into doing something dangerous and get them killed. [X]
4. Your bad habit is binge-watching TV. [X]
5. You're the mom who nags her kids about their school crushes. [X]
6. You're the dad who makes plans to do stuff but always cancels. [X]
7. You are sunset. [X]
8. You'll hold a grudge for a microsecond, unless someone really messed up. [X]
9. You get a moderate amount of sleep. [X]
10. As a detective, you'd get the witnesses to open up. [X]
11. You are peach. [X]
12. Aesthetically, you are pastels, sunsets, fresh-cut grass, pixel art and perfect eyeliner. [X]

Scorpio

1. If you were a mermaid, you'd have a matte-black tail that is long, graceful and reflects moonlight. [X]
2. As a famous writer, you'd be Sylvia Plath. [X]
3. In "The Hunger Games," you'd make a bad ally because you'd betray others when they least expect it. [X]
4. Your bad habit is swearing. [X]
5. You're the mom who sets up playdates but never tells her kids when they are. [X]
6. You're the dad who doesn't ask where his kids were when they get home late. [X]
7. You are dawn. [X]
8. You'll hold a grudge for all of eternity. [X]
9. You get a moderate amount of sleep. [X]
10. As a detective, you'd notice the small details. [X]
11. You are lemon. [X]
12. Aesthetically, you are rain, burning wood, melted chocolate, scented candles and dyed hair. [X]

Sagittarius

1. If you were a mermaid, your tail would be bright purple with jagged edges. [X]
2. As a famous writer, you'd be Jane Austen. [X]
3. In "The Hunger Games," you'd make a bad ally because your plan would end up getting everyone killed. [X]
4. Your bad habit is not hanging up your wet towel after you take a shower. [X]
5. You're the mom who lets kids do whatever they want. [X]
6. You're the dad who doesn't care, because parents can be such a bummer. [X]
7. You are afternoon. [X]
8. You hold a grudge for exactly two days. [X]
9. You get no sleep. [X]
10. As a detective, you'd know how to ask exactly the right questions. [X]
11. You are dragon fruit. [X]
12. Aesthetically, you are graph paper, oversized hoodies, Chapstick, peppermint and flower crowns. [X]

Capricorn

1. If you were a mermaid, you'd have a broad and muscular indigo-colored tail that shows you mean business. [X]
2. As a famous writer, you'd be Edgar Allan Poe. [X]
3. In "The Hunger Games," you'd make a bad ally because you'd murder someone as soon as they started to bore you. [X]
4. Your bad habit is procrastination. [X]
5. You're the mom with really strict rules who breaks them in front of the kids. [X]
6. You're the dad who lets his kids watch scary movies about kidnappers so they stop going places by themselves. [X]
7. You are evening. [X]
8. You'll hold a grudge no matter what. [X]
9. You get a moderate amount of sleep. [X]
10. As a detective, you'd put all the pieces together. [X]
11. You are apple. [X]
12. Aesthetically, you are gauzy curtains, the smell of cinnamon, teal, poinsettias and backyard greenhouses. [X]

Aquarius

1. If you were a mermaid, your tail would be a hologram. [X]
2. As a famous writer, you are Virginia Woolf. [X]
3. In "The Hunger Games," you'd make a bad ally because you'd expect others to keep watch while you sleep all night. [X]
4. Your bad habit is biting your lip. [X]
5. You're the mom who rags on her kids in front of their friends. [X]
6. You're the dad who embarrasses his kids in front of their friends on purpose. [X]
7. You are dusk. [X]
8. You'll hold a grudge for exactly one year. [X]
9. You get very little sleep. [X]
10. As a detective, you'd use your computer hacking skills to solve the crime. [X]
11. You are kiwi. [X]
12. Aesthetically, you are mismatched socks, piano music, brown eyes, potted plants and chlorinated pool water. [X]

Pisces

1. If you were a mermaid, your tail would be multicolored and unique to you. [X]
2. As a famous writer, you're Anais Nin. [X]
3. In "The Hunger Games," you'd be a bad ally because you'd steal things while others aren't looking. [X]
4. Your bad habit is sleeping in. [X]
5. You're the mom who cries when other people are crying. [X]
6. You're the dad who hugs his kids when they don't want a hug. [X]
7. You are midnight. [X]
8. You'll hold a grudge for two months, maybe. [X]
9. You get a lot of sleep. [X]
10. As a detective, you'd just know who did it. [X]
11. You are raspberry. [X]
12. Aesthetically, you are dandelions, plaid, gradients, space, coffee and brand-new pens. [X]