The countdown is on for Father’s Day, which means presents, celebrations and funny tweets from parents.
Every year, the comical moms and dads of Twitter share their thoughts on the holiday, which include their takes on their kids’ (mis)behavior on the big day and their ideas on what dads really want (spoiler: it’s silence).
Here are 17 funny tweets about Father’s Day.
My 4 yr old son gave me a hand made card for Father's Day. Maybe for Christmas I'll draw him a picture of some toys.
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) June 20, 2010
Now that the kids are asleep I can enjoy Father's Day.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) June 18, 2012
I don't care what my family gets me for Father's Day as long as they don't waste $7 on a gift bag and tissue paper to put it in.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) June 17, 2016
"Daddy, Father's Day is over. Is it *my* day now?"#TooSoon
— Doyin Richards (@daddydoinwork) June 20, 2016
I decided to wear a bra that isn't nude or falling apart. Happy Father's Day dear! Thank God this happens only once a year.
— Danielle Herzog (@martinisandmini) June 16, 2013
8am.
— No Idea: Daddy Blog (@byclintedwards) June 19, 2016
9yo: Dad! Have you seen my iPad? Oh... And happy Father's Day.
Glad I made it in the top two of his priorities today.
Father's Day means I let him be a dad while I go get a pedicure, right?
— OneFunnyMummy (@OneFunnyMummy) June 15, 2014
3 just made a card for me for Father's Day. Pretty sure it's for putting up with her Dad's jokes.
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) June 20, 2015
So, how was Father's Day? Our kids were baaaad and pushed all the buttons. One day we'll laugh about it . . . I think.
— Mommy, for real. (@MommyisForReal) June 20, 2016
Kids: [in unison] Happy Father's Day!
— The ParentNormal (@ParentNormal) June 19, 2016
Me: I love y-
Kids: [back to regularly scheduled chaos]#HappyFathersDay
For Father's Day my husband said he'd like for a 3x3 ft area of our bedroom to be cleaned, which speaks volumes about my homemaking skills.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) June 16, 2013
My 2013 Father's Day badge of honor...I hurt my back lifting my 21 month old yesterday...and am feeling it today.
— Jacques Nyemb (@jnyemb) June 16, 2013
My wife and kids are out buying me a father's day gift. What they don't realize is they already gave me the greatest gift of all: Silence.
— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) June 20, 2015
6yo tells me all he wants to do today.
— Andy Herald (@AndyHerald) June 21, 2015
Me: I thought it was Father's Day not Son's day.
Son: It's also Sunday!#DadJokes work in reverse.
My kids found the giant candy bar I was hiding in the freezer, so this is officially the worst Father's Day ever.
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) June 19, 2016
So, not that I'm desperately looking for last minute ideas and 2-day free shipping, but what did you all do for Father's Day gifts?
— Brenna Jennings (@SuburbanSnaps) June 16, 2016
Apparently, 8 thought he'd change things up a little by addressing my husband's Father's Day card to "Mark" instead of Dad.
— Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) June 19, 2016
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