Online dating can be a beautiful, efficient 21st-century way to find IRL love. But it can also be a cesspool of gross messages, photos of men holding giant dead fish and seemingly endless and awkward small talk.
When you're a woman trying to use the internet to date, the struggle is often very, very real. If you've ever given online dating a try, you know that whether you're browsing profiles, "super liking" someone or sending that first (or second... or third...) message, a whole lot of questions (and frustrations) come up.
Luckily, a whole lot of funny women get the struggles of writing an "about me" tagline and swiping left and right online -- and they've kindly shared their thoughts on the subject on Twitter.
Here are 22 tweets from women that hilariously sum up online dating:
My "About me" on bumble: I'll probably like u cause I think you're cute but I'll never say hi so should I just delete this app— Mikayla (@mikaylacupp) October 20, 2015
Contemplating changing my Tinder bio to 'Just wants someone to let me use their TV to watch Game of Thrones'— Hannah Smith (@Hannahjessica) April 23, 2016
Dudes on tinder: who is taking these pictures of you at the gym?— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) January 16, 2015
I can't even commit to saying hi to my morning McDonalds worker, how am I suppose to say hi first to my future husband on bumble...— sarah zajic (@smzajic) May 3, 2016
Online dating apps are fun.— Marta Effing Ketchup (@MartaEffing) May 3, 2016
Like, lighting my hair on fire and putting it out with gasoline, kinda fun.
collecting tinder matches like pokemon cards:— tesla adrianne (@tesladrianne) May 2, 2016
"oh you got a guy-holding-fish?? I have three of those!"
There should be an online dating seminar that explains the difference between YOUR & YOU'RE. In related news, I'm going to die alone.— Sarah Bellum (@sarahbellum) November 24, 2009
Just got carsick from tinder swiping in the Uber so how's your night going— kelsey darragh (@kelseydarragh) May 1, 2016
Guys on Tinder should say if they have dogs or not in their bios— Bolu Babalola (@BeeBabs) May 12, 2016
my favorite tinder game to play is "I swear to god if you don't message me in 20 minutes i'm unmatching you you're not my soulmate anyway"— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) April 30, 2016
Me on Tinder:— Carina, Carina (@presidents) May 23, 2016
[accidentally super like someone i don't super like]
[get a message]
I wonder if that fun fact about me is better suited for my resume or my online dating profile.— Mistress Trash Panda (@awkwordly) April 8, 2015
Here's my impression of online dating:— Kat Combs (@itskatcombs) October 8, 2015
"Hey wanna get a drink?"
A moment of silence for the ppl we swiped right on bc their bios were funny only to discover the same bio on a "best tinder bios" listicle— jenna (@jennalinds) April 25, 2016
every time I log into my okcupid account I make a mental note to delete my okcupid account— Tracy Clayton (@brokeymcpoverty) July 30, 2014
Serious question for the dudes who only wear sunglasses in their online dating pics: do u not have eyeballs— Taylor Trudon (@taylortrudon) July 31, 2015
Matching with people you know on tinder is just about as awkward as running into your teacher at the grocery store— sprizzle (@spresam2014) April 16, 2016
*looks at dating site for 4 minutes*— Leah Tiscione (@LeahTiscione) April 20, 2016
*immediately searches for a men in black mind eraser on eBay*
Hobbies? Long walks in the Woods & watching WWII Documentaries is NOT a good answer for an Online Dating Profile apparently..I know this now— Denise Walker (@DeniseWalker81) May 23, 2016
Me pretending to date consists of... me getting 20+ matches on bumble and not messaging any of them— Victoria Alvarez (@valvarez11) May 16, 2016
"Are you always like this?" might be my new favorite online dating message— Amanda Pendolino (@amandapendo) May 4, 2016
Maybe we should just go with this brilliant idea: