Seven months into the coronavirus pandemic, those of us who’ve been in lockdown with our significant others could write whole books about their weird habits and the little factoids about their childhood they’ve let slip out of sheer boredom. If you’re working from home together, you’ve met the work version of your partner, too: “You scheduled a recurring work meeting at 7:30 a.m. on Mondays? What kind of monster are you?”
And if “whole books” is stretching it, there are definitely some pretty entertaining tweets out there. Below, we’ve rounded up 38 funny, relatable tweets on the new things people have learned about their partners thanks to COVID-19.
one thing I've learned about my wife since we both started working from home is that she listens to way more Ying Yang Twins than I ever suspected— Garrett Martin (@grmartin) March 23, 2020
the weirdest thing i've learned about my husband during quarantine is that he wear shoes every day of quarantine— Lisa Conn (@LisaDConn) June 5, 2020
Just found out my husband has like 20,000 unread work emails and now I want to go cry in a corner. It’s giving me anxiety. How does he do it?— Ellyn Degenerate (@EllynDegenerate) October 9, 2020
I was today years old when I learned my wife doesn’t “believe” in ice cream trucks.— Schrödinger's Bacon & Egger (@JJJ_Jr_Shabadoo) June 13, 2020
I have learned that my husband bought these life straws at the start of the pandemic because he thought we were going to be surviving in the wilderness and drinking from puddles or something. I’m not sure I knew this person well enough when we married. 😂 pic.twitter.com/CHnKf8YhQh— OiYan Poon (@spamfriedrice) June 24, 2020
Things I’ve learned about my partner since working from home:— Ashton (@potterashton) March 17, 2020
1. He should not eat dairy anymore
2. He types louder than anyone I’ve ever heard type
3. I would absolutely make fun of him to other coworkers if he were my coworker
I just found out my husband believes the cousin on Fresh Prince was Carson not Carlton and Beethoven is pronounced Beat-hoe-ven— Jenn (@JennLMcC78) October 17, 2020
A few days ago I found out my boyfriend loves The Big Bang Theory and How I Met Your Mother and I’m dying to know how much Tinder costs now?— this is me tweeting (@pittworldwide) October 19, 2020
Things I have learned about my husband in lockdown: He has a weekly conference call on mon at 7:30am.— supergrrl7 (@supergrrl7) September 14, 2020
I asked "what asshole scheduled that?"
He said "Me."
the worst thing I’ve learned about my husband during isolation has been that he enjoys progressive commercials. and that we’ve been watching so much buffy on Hulu that he can quote. every. one.— Reiko Scott (@allison_reiko) April 19, 2020
Since working from home I've learned that my spouse has the despicable habit of never closing anything ever (cabinets, doors, jars, the FRIDGE) and talks on Zoom calls as if he had to communicate to the entire crowd at the Super Bowl without a microphone.— Erin Manott Morris (@epm_morris) May 8, 2020
Tonight I learned that my spouse consistently has an ENTIRELY EMPTY inbox because he does things like "archive" and "delete" and may I say what the fuck.— Sara Barnard (@saramegan) September 9, 2020
Just learned about my wife’s favorite mole. How’s your quarantine going?— laura joh (@laurajoh_) August 14, 2020
I was today years old when I found out my girlfriend had a toothpaste addiction as a child— DYLAN HART (@dylan_hart12) July 8, 2020
my boyfriend JUST learned that Judy Garland was Liza Minnellis mom??? Homeschooling during the pandemic has been exhausting to say the least:/— Gossip Jew (@alyserosenblatt) September 11, 2020
Modern Love pitch: I have kept my sourdough starter alive throughout the pandemic and have only now learned that my partner does not like sourdough. And here are the lessons we learned along the way:— Nishant Batsha (@nishantbatsha) October 19, 2020
I just found out my husband BITES lollipops. I’m just...speechless— Kendall Hogan (@KBTXKendall) October 15, 2020
things I've learned about my husband since quarantine:— Nichole Cordle (@Nicholayy12) April 4, 2020
-He had never seen Ferris Bueller until today ?
-He watches a lot of documentaries
-His middle name is Ryan
The worst part of working from home is having my wife hear all the work jargon I use. I told someone I'd be "out of pocket this afternoon." She asked me what that meant and I told her I literally have no idea.— Spooky Skoog (@Skoog) July 9, 2020
Things I’ve learned since living with my boyfriend:— Kenzie Winkler✨ (@Kenzie__Winkler) June 18, 2020
Whenever I hear “Where we dropping boys?” I do not have a boyfriend for the next 3 hours. I have a very loud roomate that takes up the couch and my ability to watch Netflix.
Everyone’s partners are working from home and learning so much so anyway I just found out my partner DOUBLE SPACES AFTER THE PERIOD.— Make Them Pay (@ToriGlass) March 24, 2020
the one thing I've learned about my boyfriend since living with him that actually deeply disturbs me is that he likes to drink his coca cola warm— ali - no (@softgarbagecan) March 20, 2020
I was today years old when I learned my husband eats waffles like tacos.— Billy Easley II (@billyez2) August 6, 2020
what I’ve learned about my partner in quarantine is that they have literally no flaws. help I am a marginally housebroken raccoon.— Look at Me (@sistermaddona) May 9, 2020
Fun fact I've learned about my boyfriend since being quarantined with him for a month:— ♡monster fucker♡ (@pchyghoulfriend) April 11, 2020
-he jumps like hes just been shot If you touch his nipples
A thing I have learned about my partner in these quarantiney times: he eats his last slice of pizza FROM CRUST TO TIP. I repeat: HE EATS HIS LAST SLICE OF PIZZA FROM CRUST TO TIP.— Angela May Kruger (@angelamayyyy) March 21, 2020
My husband has been working from home for 6 weeks. I've learned that he basically gets paid to be in meetings. Speak in meetings, meet with other people about their last meeting, and have meetings to plan for the next meeting. 😬🥱😧— Adrienne Barnes (@AdrienneNakohl) May 5, 2020
One thing I learned about my wife while staying home...she has several matching track suits. Apparently I married Puff Daddy!— Chilly (@Chilly2183) April 10, 2020
I was today years old when I found out my girlfriend thought John Lennon and John Legend were the same person.— Sam Behr (@sambehr) September 25, 2020
I’m going to start a series of things I’ve learned about my husband during quarantine...— emily veronica (@emvarnold) April 12, 2020
I’ll start with the fact that he told me he “doesn’t like” easter candy. Wtf does that even mean. Have I married a psychopath?
Random things I’ve learned about my partner during quarantine: He’s never heard the song Margaritaville, or seen the movie Grease. I don’t know why both of these things bother me so much.— Bridget (@TheCosmicCake) March 24, 2020
A funny thing about quarantining is hearing your partner in full work mode for the first time. Like, I’m married to a “let’s circle back” guy — who knew?— Laura Norkin (@inLaurasWords) March 19, 2020