Love is a many-splendored thing. It can be intimate, passionate, romantic ― oh, and hilarious too.
Below, 17 relationship tweets that accurately sum up life with a boyfriend or girlfriend in 140 characters or less.
*Bae asked what do I want to eat*
— Kai (@_Makilaa) November 15, 2016
Me: I want chicken alfre-
Me to me: tell him you don't know pic.twitter.com/lmBsgjDTsA
Me: I'm feelin' blah, say nice things to me.
— Alex Tinsley (@alex_tinsley) January 7, 2017
Boyfriend: [just starts listing off dog breeds]
Long-term relationships are basically sending messages like this from the grocery store back and forth forever. pic.twitter.com/2vUs6z9p3u
— Cait Mac (@Cmac8) December 22, 2016
Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) November 14, 2012
[At dinner w girlfriend's parents] "Watch this" *pretends to play plate like tambourine* *her dad gives her a secret thumbs up but I see it*
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) March 27, 2014
What my girlfriend thought, first 4 dates:
— Ristolable (@Ristolable) August 13, 2014
1. Nice shirt.
2. Wow. A second nice shirt.
3. Okay, first shirt again.
4. He has two shirts.
[Date]
— Tommytoughstuff (@Tommytoughstuff) April 13, 2015
"I'm going to use the restroom *leans over table* and I counted my onion rings, there's six."
Top Movies Your Boyfriend Wants to Watch:
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) March 23, 2015
-An Idiot Saves the President
-Rich Boy Hero 4
-Silent Hero Journey Boy
-Fight Fight Fight
-Boats
Let's not say we met on Tinder, that's embarrassing. We'll say we met the old-fashioned way when ur dad gave my dad several goats & a fence
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) January 19, 2016
Don't get in a relationship w/someone before knowing what voices they use around babies & pets
— dr. dalia ☥ (@DALIAMALEK) May 4, 2015
Our toilet seat broke and I let my boyfriend pick out the new one pic.twitter.com/f3SLMR3yhL
— Gabriella Paiella (@GMPaiella) January 14, 2017
When ur watching the game and u remember it's u & ur girlfriend's anniversary https://t.co/DT3XUBAlVN
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) September 1, 2016
bf: will you marry me?
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) September 12, 2016
me: *thinks about Jim from The Office*
*remembers he is a fictional character*
*but what if he isn't??*
*he is*
"ok"
I DON'T have a fear of intimacy I just LIKE-A to tell-a my boyfriend-a anything earnest in an exaggerated Italian chef's voice
— Gabriella Paiella (@GMPaiella) January 26, 2017
Girlfriend said last night "You treat our relationship like some kind of game!" Which unfortunately cost her 12 points and a bonus chance.
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) March 1, 2013
When ur mad at bae pic.twitter.com/tHnNoCZ9HK
— Girl Quotes ღ (@ohgirIquotes) December 16, 2015
[undoes GFs bra first time]
— k e e t 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) May 17, 2015
"wow have you been practicing?"
don't be ridiculous
[me and dog exchange glances]