Love is a many-splendored thing. It can be intimate, passionate, romantic ― oh, and hilarious too.
Below, 17 relationship tweets that accurately sum up life with a boyfriend or girlfriend in 140 characters or less.
Me: I'm feelin' blah, say nice things to me.— Alex Tinsley (@alex_tinsley) January 7, 2017
Boyfriend: [just starts listing off dog breeds]
Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) November 14, 2012
[At dinner w girlfriend's parents] "Watch this" *pretends to play plate like tambourine* *her dad gives her a secret thumbs up but I see it*— pat tobin (@tastefactory) March 27, 2014
What my girlfriend thought, first 4 dates:— Ristolable (@Ristolable) August 13, 2014
1. Nice shirt.
2. Wow. A second nice shirt.
3. Okay, first shirt again.
4. He has two shirts.
[Date]— Tommytoughstuff (@Tommytoughstuff) April 13, 2015
"I'm going to use the restroom *leans over table* and I counted my onion rings, there's six."
Top Movies Your Boyfriend Wants to Watch:— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) March 23, 2015
-An Idiot Saves the President
-Rich Boy Hero 4
-Silent Hero Journey Boy
-Fight Fight Fight
Let's not say we met on Tinder, that's embarrassing. We'll say we met the old-fashioned way when ur dad gave my dad several goats & a fence— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) January 19, 2016
Don't get in a relationship w/someone before knowing what voices they use around babies & pets— dr. dalia ☥ (@DALIAMALEK) May 4, 2015
bf: will you marry me?— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) September 12, 2016
me: *thinks about Jim from The Office*
*remembers he is a fictional character*
*but what if he isn't??*
I DON'T have a fear of intimacy I just LIKE-A to tell-a my boyfriend-a anything earnest in an exaggerated Italian chef's voice— Gabriella Paiella (@GMPaiella) January 26, 2017
Girlfriend said last night "You treat our relationship like some kind of game!" Which unfortunately cost her 12 points and a bonus chance.— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) March 1, 2013
[undoes GFs bra first time]— k e e t 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) May 17, 2015
"wow have you been practicing?"
don't be ridiculous
[me and dog exchange glances]