For some much-needed comic relief, here are 23 tweets that perfectly sum up the struggles of being single.
*still no response to text 3 years later*— bananafanafofisa (@lisaxy424) September 21, 2015
wow he's so busy
Humans bored on Earth are like "Look, there's water on that cold, distant, unattainable planet," and that's also a good metaphor for dating.— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) September 28, 2015
couples owe single people compensation for the emotional labor of seeing them in public— georgy boo-kov (@redstatist) May 8, 2016
Sometimes I'm sad I'm single; sometimes I find half a cranberry muffin under my comforter -- life's a roller coaster ya just gotta ride.— shelby fero (@shelbyfero) June 17, 2015
when everyone i've ever dated has had a baby will someone please get me a nice present— Esther Povitsky (@littleesther) November 4, 2015
Dating Tips— Noodles (@Dawn_M_) October 29, 2013
Please. I am 36 and live with 2 guinea pigs.
once i get over a hesitation of going to restaurants alone i can finally commit to being single forever— Flexington Ave Local (@Dr_TacoMD) January 27, 2015
The best part about being single is that I always get to wear the most comfortable underwear! Worst part? Prob the debilitating loneliness!— Hollis Jane (@hollis_jane) September 17, 2014
Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant— Mary Kobayashi (@MaryKoCo) November 5, 2012
so if i spend my time eating cheese, watching Netflix, n having orgasms alone, i'm 'depressed', but if someone else is there i'm 'in love' ?— Barbara Gray (@BabsGray) March 28, 2014
sometimes I get sad cus I'm single then I remember Rihanna is single n I get happy then I remember Rihanna is wealthy n I get sad again— Princess Jeffery (@LilGlolita) April 30, 2016
I filled out a dating profile and all I'm compatible with is sleep.— Elizabeth (@Elizasoul80) April 20, 2015