The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant and succinct wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious musings of 280 characters or fewer.
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ever since i found out my therapist is younger than me our interactions have the energy of getting coffee with an intern
— Anne Sundell (@anne_sundell) April 20, 2021
this decade will *also* be known as the Roaring Twenties but this time due to me screaming
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) April 19, 2021
why isn’t there a soothing British reality tv show about vicars called Living Vicariously
— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) April 18, 2021
I TOOK MY ROOF OFF AND MY WIG FLEW OFF !!!!!!!!!! MY WIG IS ON I-75!!! DAWG 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
— PLNT WHSPR🪴 (@atkelli_) April 21, 2021
love the horror genre that's 'what if a house...was a bitch?'
— eliza 🕯 (@elizaamber) April 20, 2021
Me informing my friends we are giving him another chance: pic.twitter.com/nRMJqaWavV
— Meg Stalter (@megstalter) April 17, 2021
The existence of George W. Bush implies the existence of George W. Waxed.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 18, 2021
i do skincare but my skin doesn’t care
— ❼ (@iamheneral) April 19, 2021
land lord: bad
— Pru (@prufrockluvsong) April 21, 2021
sea lady: GOOD
“we don’t deserve dogs” i do. i have a really good personality
— amelia elizalde (@ameliaelizalde) April 21, 2021
"Can you multitask?" yeah I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.
— hurts (@stfuhurts) April 20, 2021
my mom invited our extended family to come over to my house for brunch at 10 AM and i was like “why so early” and she was like “so you don’t have time to get high before” anyway here i am smoking weed at 7:30 as an act of defiance. you know, like a well adjusted adult.
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonly) April 18, 2021
everyone’s grandma had a bowl of these for no reason pic.twitter.com/MvUpuzk7rT
— holly ! (@deepdownholly) April 18, 2021
just changed out of a green t shirt because i realized it’s 4/20 and i don’t want anyone to think i dressed up
— Ms. Grace Kuhlenschmidt (@GKuhlenschmidt) April 20, 2021
Don’t talk to me while im rubbing my eye... I’m not gonna hear you
— 𝓡𝓸𝔃𝓪𝔂 😈 (@Luh_Scoop) April 21, 2021
A hobby of mine is finding ridiculous items for sale at Nordstrom’s. This might be my best find yet. pic.twitter.com/racNtYs0jB
— Lexi Brown, PhD (@lexilafleur) April 21, 2021
I got complimented at the grocery store. Her exact words were, “I’m going to need to see your ID.”
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) April 18, 2021
guy: so what's ur fantasy? me: well first I lay down in ur lap and then I start crying because today was hard and then u say aw im so sorry and then I fall asleep
— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) April 17, 2021
I told my therapist she’s more like my stock broker bc she manages my emotional investments and I waited for her to laugh but she just took notes
— Sweatpants Cher🔸 (@House_Feminist) April 17, 2021
are u mad at me ??? this tweet is for everyone
— corie johnson (@corietjohnson) April 21, 2021