The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (March 6-12)

The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant and succinct wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious musings of 280 characters or fewer.

Scroll through this week’s great tweets from women below. Then visit our “Funniest Tweets From Women” page for past roundups.

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When I sign an email “Yours” it’s not a term of endearment— it means this email is now yours I’m done with it get it away from me.
— Kate McKean (@kate_mckean) March 8, 2021

living with a couple is so annoying. how do kids do it
— liva (@realchoppedliva) March 10, 2021

men be like “your cute😍” my cute what?
— 🧚♂️ (@uhprome) March 6, 2021

ONCE AGAIN AMERICA WILL DEFEAT THE BRITISH MONARCHY BY SPILLING TEA
— Gabrielle Cornish (@gcornish91) March 8, 2021

moon should be wearing the sunglasses. sun should not have the sunglasses. yet another thing i gotta fuckin deal with
— tara shoe (@tarashoe) March 18, 2017

Rage, rage against the dying of the light pic.twitter.com/cE5IJWBW1E
— eveforward (@eveforward) March 10, 2021

Using my $1400 to invest in cryptocurrency, get my LLC, some land, and a rental property. The other half is going towards my savings
— traciaimdrunk (@traciafancIub) March 10, 2021

once on a date I asked this Catholic girl if those body of Christ crackers would taste good with hummus and she never called me again
— Ely Kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) March 11, 2021

Me having an exclusive interview with the letter “g” in lasagna: pic.twitter.com/Vo5QI1ck9P
— Tenille. (@tenilleclarke1) March 8, 2021

men be at house parties saying "this song was on fifa"
— ღ val ღ (@valyeeet) March 6, 2021

Happy one year anniversary to me getting an email about a meeting being rescheduled "until this all blows over".
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) March 6, 2021

i went thru a divorce in my mid twenties and i still stand by the fact that 6th grade is the worst year of a persons life
— shelby (@shelbytheclown) March 9, 2021

Ur so quiet,what's on your mind?
Me: pic.twitter.com/H1K2Z7ld5l
— Khalissa (@Deeva4dlord) March 7, 2021

Apparently “the vibes are off” isn’t a good excuse to leave work 😞
— 𝔻ℝ𝔼𝔸𝕄💭 (@TheGirlDreamx) March 8, 2021

My earliest memory of mansplaining pic.twitter.com/Xy9UX78ucc
— Iris👾 (Eve Passenger)☻ (@Jest_Iris) March 8, 2021

Someone said friendship in the pandemic is basically just one person sending a text when they're in a good mood and you're not and then you finally responding when you're in a good mood and now they're not.
— Milo Mami. Bournvita Baby. 🇳🇬 (@Aizehinomo) March 7, 2021

a new type of relationship first experienced by my generation is “girl I’ve been friends with online for 20 years”
— beef heiress (@rebirthcanal) March 9, 2021