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The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (May 15-21)

"'Maybe he lived somehow.'— me when a character is very very obviously dead"

The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant and succinct wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious musings of 280 characters or fewer.

Scroll through this week’s great tweets from women below. Then visit our “Funniest Tweets From Women” page for past roundups.

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Someone told me signing my emails with "Best" is passive aggressive so I'm changing it to "See you in hell" to eliminate any confusion
— Angela (@angelamarie85) May 18, 2021

saying ‘i have money tied up in investments’ to describe having asos returns i haven’t sent back yet
— lucy ford (@lucyj_ford) May 18, 2021

i once worked with someone who told customers “sorry, it’s my first day!” any time they messed up. for 2 years straight
— makayla (@makaylathinks) May 19, 2021

“Maybe he lived somehow.”— me when a character is very very obviously dead
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) May 17, 2021

Dating girls is so annoying I sent a pic of me in lingerie to a girl I’m texting and she’s like “omg I’ve been looking for that set for ages where did u find it?” I-
— Nikita (@nikitadumptruck) May 18, 2021

when i see a bunch of green circles on ig stories, i feel like this man right here pic.twitter.com/4tcVF4VSpM
— Becca O'Neal 🍒 (@becca_oneal) May 16, 2021

men are like "i like you too much this is why i have to never see you again goodbye"
— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) May 19, 2021

Oh god travel as a personality is gonna come roaring back
— Sarah Solomon (@sarahsolfails) May 16, 2021

biden said he’s getting rid of mascs?? whats next.. FEMMES? not on my watch
— rain (@internetfairy) May 16, 2021

I swear all dads will know ur friends for 7+ years and still be like “who??”
— el (@nowdeadbrb) May 15, 2021

I believe women should also be allowed to have neither a career nor a family
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) May 16, 2021

for a small fee i will show up pregnant at your ex’s wedding and yell STOP THE WEDDING
— Lizz Adams (@Lizz) May 17, 2021

*me hearing a girl say the most insane thing I’ve ever heard* No exactly
— KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity) (@horse_feedbag) May 18, 2021

philosophy is so funny. like just relax Lol
— áine (@bungalowdreams) May 16, 2021

Jennifer Aniston at 52 Me at 20 pic.twitter.com/2vDX3JFvUl
— Rayane (@Raayaane11) May 19, 2021

Are Office Depot and Home Depot related or do they just have the same last name?
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) May 18, 2021

she’s just like me pic.twitter.com/63Zot4fbhI
— baja blast freeze (@uuhhhlexus) May 18, 2021

Normalize arguing with toddlers.
— Cup.of.Tia (@Tia_Mokoka) May 18, 2021

Finding out that the reason everyone is skinny in LA is adhd medicine. Wasted a lot of years thinking y’all were actually working out.
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) May 18, 2021

the muppets is unrealistic because a friend group that large would have way more drama
— anja (@internetanja) May 18, 2021

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