Tweets That Explain Why Parents Can’t Have Nice Things

"One of our kids spilled a container of glitter so now we have to move."

Owning a white couch. Wearing designer clothing. Keeping your car clean. These are things that cannot happen when you bring little tornados — aka children — into your life.

The funny parents of Twitter certainly know this to be true, as they often share tales of their kids’ epic spills and destruction.

Below, we’ve rounded up 60 funny tweets that explain why parents can’t have nice things. Enjoy!

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