After all, it doesn’t get much cuter than tiny children in tiny caps and gowns. These milestones can be very emotional for parents ― or at the least, very funny.
We’ve rounded up 30 hilarious tweets about preschool graduations from parents and other funny grownups. Enjoy!
Pre-kid me: “Preschool graduation ceremonies are so dumb what are they graduating from- naptime?”— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) June 28, 2018
June 28, 2018: “DOWN IN FRONT, IF YOU MAKE ME MISS THIS PANORAMIC SHOT OF MY BABY’S SPECIAL DAY AS A SCHOLAR I WILL KILL YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY.”
Just got invited to my nephew's preschool graduation. I'm actually thrilled he's decided to finally do something positive with his life!— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) June 5, 2017
At preschool graduation, the kids announced their heroes.— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 18, 2017
Most said their mom or dad
My 5-year-old said her pet pig
Not that I'm jealous.
There are parents at this preschool graduation in formal wear and I just used water from an old sippy cup to get Dorito dust off my jeans.— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) June 7, 2016
Nothing says false sense of achievement and unwarranted success like a preschool graduation.— Molly England (@bluebonetbabies) May 30, 2017
[at daughter's preschool graduation]— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 20, 2015
Me: This is a meaningless honor that won't help her in life.
Wife: So it's like your English degree.
Preschool graduation: gotta love the way kids fade out when they don't know the words & then shout the ones they do. Like me in synagogue.— Kathy Cooperman (@Kathy_Cooperman) June 6, 2013
I attended my 5 year old's junior kindergarten graduation today. It was emotional for him (he cried because the staple in his hat fell out).— Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy) June 25, 2013
Cried at Son's Kindergarten graduation & the Mom next to me said "Aw, it's hard to watch them grow." Me: "No, I'm sad free daycare is over."— Faux Ma (@Faux_Ma) June 4, 2015
Made it out to nephew's pre-school graduation. Kids' career goals so far: blonde mermaid, gymnast, ballerina, Moana and a ... ghost/chef.— Blair Angulo (@bangulo) June 9, 2017
Thanks for posting pictures of your kid's preschool graduation. Impressive that they were able to pass the playing with blocks portion.— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) May 19, 2016
Preschool graduation! Pro: will be super adorable. Con: somehow scheduled to last 90 MINUTES. Assume each 5-year-old giving a speech.— Dan Kois (@dankois) June 15, 2012
6-year-old: Are you excited about your preschool graduation (which is almost a year away)? You get to sing songs!— Andrew Knott (@aknott21) July 11, 2018
4-year-old: I don’t know what I’m going to sing...maybe I’ll do “I walk a lonely road...”
Pre-K graduation 2019 is going to be epic.
I can't believe I live in a world where kindergarten graduation presents are a thing. Wtf? You aren't even literate, kids. Keep working.— Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) May 15, 2015
"Ugh. 'Kindergarten Graduation' is so stupid. That's not even a real thing."— Wendy S. (@maughammom) May 25, 2016
*takes 4000 pictures
OK, so when a baby is screaming and crying because he's bored, he gets to leave, but I do it and I'm "ruining the kindergarten graduation."— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) June 8, 2016
I'm at a preschool "graduation" party and it's convinced me that Lord of the Flies must've been based on a true story.— HowToBeADad (@HowToBeADad) June 5, 2015
Pre-school graduation just turned into a Frozen flash mob by 5 year olds— Randy Houska (@PapaRandlicious) May 10, 2014
I'm at my son's pre-school graduation and SHUT-UP YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S CRYING I'M JUST ALLERGIC TO MY OWN AWESOME SHUT-UP!— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) May 23, 2012
Brag again about your kid's preschool graduation and we'll see if my head can explode from Facebook statuses alone.— Walking Outside In Slippers (@WalkingOutside) June 3, 2016
Sure hope these beer goggles make this morning's kindergarten graduation more entertaining.— inappropriate mom (@nicfit75) May 24, 2013
I'm using my last vacation day to attend my boys' kindergarten graduation.— Lady E (@cakevans) May 29, 2015
I'll be wearing a t-shirt under my blouse that says, "Martyr".
Song lyrics at 4's preschool graduation: "All the boys like to hump-hump-humpty-dumpty." Teach 'em young. I was the mom laughing in the back— Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) May 30, 2013
Lots of shouty singing at this preschool graduation.— Kathy Cooperman (@Kathy_Cooperman) June 2, 2016
Want to feel old? They were bumping Graduation by Vitamin C at my son's preschool graduation. Well, maybe more confused than old...— Andrew Knott (@aknott21) May 26, 2017
[preschool graduation]— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 9, 2016
3-year-old: No more school ever!
Me: Actually, you have years and years of school left.
3: I quit.
Preschool graduation 'ceremony' in 1 hour. I was vaguely cynical until I saw his decorated classroom, then I promptly burst into tears.— Linda (@Sundry) June 6, 2013
This Kindergarten graduation advertised it was going to be "the best ever" so they best be serving Mimosas.— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) May 27, 2015
Remember when pre-school and kindergarten "graduation" was just "the last day of school?"— daisy barringer (@daisy) June 9, 2016
Not crying at preschool graduation does not mean you are tough. It means you will cry at ridiculous moments for the rest of the day.— Jessica Watson (@JessBWatson) May 21, 2014