Tweets That Sum Up The Perils Of April Fools' Day When You're Married

My husband forgot that it's April Fools' Day. He didn't think my joke was so funny... pic.twitter.com/rRQAb4KwZb

— Robyn Buehler (@robynbwriter) April 1, 2015

Me: agh, I hate April Fools Day. Husband: so should I remove the chicken bouillon from the shower head?

— Brittany Fuller 🚀✨ (@BAMarieFuller) April 1, 2016

For April fools day my wife got me good. She said she wanted it, then pointed to the Tylenol bottle.

— Maderchaud (@mahatmatweeter) April 2, 2015

My husband had these sweet signs on his front bumper all day...he still hasn't realized..hehe #AprilFools pic.twitter.com/RmHRnh53BJ

— Libby Fox (@LibbyFoxRealty) April 1, 2015

Wen ur trying to give ur wife a heart attack on April Fools Day... pic.twitter.com/4i42qNLUvE

— Jojo Radio🥓 (@jojomorningshow) April 1, 2016

"It's too bad April Fools Day is only one week out of the year." ~the Wife #uhoh

— Matthew Lambert (@theWritist) April 2, 2016

Happy April Fools Day. I pranked my husband by downloading the YMCA ringtone on his phone. Can't wait til someone calls him at work! 😂

— Jodi Zimelman (@JZgoneshopping) April 1, 2016

My wife just told me she wants to renew our vows for April Fools Day. Not a good sign.

— Horse Boogers (@cyph718) April 1, 2015

When your wife wasted her entire day believing every April fools story out there 😂😂😂

— John Reilly (@coach_jreilly) April 2, 2016

I fear for my life today. My wife's favorite day is April Fools Day. She's sadistic with it.

— LordDunlow (@LordDunlow) April 1, 2016

My wife gave the kids raw brussels sprouts for breakfast. Best April Fools joke I’ll see all day!

— Daniel Jalkut (@danielpunkass) April 1, 2016

Ahhhh my wife's favorite day. April fools! Opened fridge and what do I see!!! pic.twitter.com/3DL8zM5Ymt

— Bill mott (@Im_ordinaryguy) April 1, 2016

When you wake up to your husband looking at you, he smiles & says "Happy April Fools' Day".You just can't TRUST what's going on in his mind.

— Tiffiny (@thegirlsariot) April 1, 2014

Oh god. Tomorrow is April Fools day. The wife is enamored with pranks. Can I stay with anyone tonight and tomorrow?

— Ben(is) (@_sinisterBen) March 31, 2016