The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention’s announcement on Thursday that fully vaccinated people can safely stop wearing masks inside in most places was a shot in the arm for Americans hoping to move on from the pandemic.
It was also a good excuse for Twitter users to post some hilarious ideas of other guidelines the CDC should consider.
HUGE news: new CDC guidance stipulates that vaccinated people no longer need to maintain a sourdough starter
— James Poniewozik (@poniewozik) May 13, 2021
Does the CDC have any advice about pants.
— Emily Nussbaum (@emilynussbaum) May 13, 2021
The CDC announced that fully vaccinated people no longer have to wear masks. Fitting that anti-vaxxers have to dress like Mortal Kombat villains.
— Erik Bergstrom (@Erik_Bergstrom) May 13, 2021
CDC says fully vaccinated people are incredibly hot. 😎
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) May 13, 2021
CDC says you don't need to wear a mask if you're vaccinated. Now Joe Biden can stop walking around looking like a bank robber. #WearAMask #Masks #CDC pic.twitter.com/kwY0oZibZC
— MARK SIMONE (@MarkSimoneNY) May 13, 2021
cdc guidance says the boys are officially back in town
— Tim Marcin (@TimMarcin) May 13, 2021
the CDC says fully vaccinated people can go back. back to the beginning. back to when the earth, the sun, the stars all aligned. 'cause perfect, didn't feel so perfect. trying to fit a square into a circle was no life. I defy... let the rain fall down and wake my dreams
— gabe bergado (@gabebergado) May 13, 2021
The CDC says fully vaccinated people can now continue to listen to ambient music alone in their homes, thinking about the crushing weight of existence
— Light In The Attic (@lightintheattic) May 13, 2021
CDC says fully vaccinated people can join the cast of Knives Out 2
— ben wasserman (@benwassertweet) May 13, 2021
cdc says that unless you are vaccinated retweets are endorsements
— farhad manjoo (@fmanjoo) May 13, 2021
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