On Monday, President Donald Trump spoke at the non-partisan National Scout Jamboree, and ― WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED? ― it went completely off the rails. Trump took time away from his Fortress Of Swampitude in Mar-A-Lago to hurl some classless vitriol at the press, the Democrats and even some Republicans. Surely, the boys learned a lot.
For HuffPost Comedy’s weekly hashtag game, we thought it’d be fun to imagine scout badges that Trump himself has earned. And it’s probably a lot, given he’s a boy of 70.
Pitching a fit #TrumpScoutBadges
— King Erroneous (@King_Erroneous) July 25, 2017
#TrumpScoutBadges Outsourcing pic.twitter.com/8xwTCkI6Rw
— Richard Hine (@richardhine) July 25, 2017
Donald Trump's
— Tommy Campbell (@MrTommyCampbell) July 25, 2017
'Struggle Is Real' Badge
For starting off with a small loan (gift) of 1 million dollars (seven today). #TrumpScoutBadges
Repealing First Aid Badge#TrumpScoutBadges @HuffPostComedy
— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) July 25, 2017
Wildlife Conserv- Oh. #TrumpScoutBadges pic.twitter.com/JkDeqbOT41
— Corey Miller (@StopEatingBees) July 25, 2017
#TrumpScoutBadges Basketcase Weaving
— NastyWomanLizStewart (@LizStewartComed) July 25, 2017
Beleaguered Badger Badge #TrumpScoutBadges pic.twitter.com/JLRTuqsyEB
— Portmanteau Jones (@SadlyCatless) July 25, 2017
'High Quality Person' Badge #TrumpScoutBadges @HuffPostComedy
— Seth Goodtime (@SethGoodtime) July 25, 2017
Helping an Old Lady cross the My Way or Highway #TrumpScoutBadges @HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/NerTdehsxK
— CK (@charley_ck14) July 25, 2017
Fake News Spotting #TrumpScoutBadges @HuffPostComedy
— Richard Jeter (@MilesToGo13) July 25, 2017
Water Sports #TrumpScoutBadges @HuffpostComedy pic.twitter.com/zyK95s1KGy
— Ben (@benisyourhero) July 25, 2017
Creative Writing Badge #TrumpScoutBadges pic.twitter.com/BNbpLtRlQV
— The Resistance (@DStewart541) July 25, 2017
The "I Bet I Have More Badges Than Obama" badge 🙄
— Shari Bee (@Lavendermee3) July 25, 2017
#TrumpScoutBadges
Dumpster Fire Starting #TrumpScoutBadges pic.twitter.com/JG5dc4km3F
— -Bill- (@govierbill) July 25, 2017
Modesty #TrumpScoutBadges pic.twitter.com/aLraIfTqxK
— Jaime Lopez (@Lopeezie) July 25, 2017
#TrumpScoutBadges
— AprilFoolsRebel (@AprilFoolsRebel) July 25, 2017
Locker Room Talk
#TrumpScoutBadges - Grift.
— Jeffrey Wright (@jfreewright) July 25, 2017
Beer Holder
— Cameron Grant (@coolcam101) July 25, 2017
#TrumpScoutBadges pic.twitter.com/29i2iN2cSD
Public Rambling#TrumpScoutBadges @HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/W0jDgamCVl
— Nilani Buchanan (@TooMuchLDS) July 25, 2017
Pepe the Frog and Mitch McConnell BFF Friendship badge #TrumpScoutBadges pic.twitter.com/LbbTQCG5dG
— Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger) July 25, 2017
Most Days Golfing as President #TrumpScoutBadges @HuffPostComedy
— View from my Office (@viewfrommyoffic) July 25, 2017
Covfefe Champion #TrumpScoutBadges @HuffPostComedy
— Jillian (@Pheramuse) July 25, 2017
Self Applause badge #TrumpScoutBadges @HuffPostComedy
— Jason Lefthand (@jasonlefthand) July 25, 2017