There is not a lot going on at the White House on weekends. Melania is in New York and Donald is in Mar-a-Lago golfing his way to a better America. And that means people are probably getting some type of away message or being put on hold.
For this week’s hashtag game, HuffPost Comedy asked Twitter to imagine the #WhiteHousePleaseHoldSong. Here are some of the very best!
Janie's Got a Gun, Despite a Well-Documented History of Mental Illness #WhiteHousePleaseHoldSong @HuffPostComedy
— Ben Hooper (@BenHooperWrites) March 21, 2017
Knights in White Satin #WhiteHousePleaseHoldSong @HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/xbqC5NGZFP
— CK (@charley_ck14) March 21, 2017
Wake Me Up (For Mar-a-Lago) #WhiteHousePleaseHoldSong @HuffPostComedy
— Richard Jeter (@MilesToGo13) March 21, 2017
Tweet Me Lies Tweet me Sweet Little Lies #WhiteHousePleaseHoldSong @HuffPostComedy
— View from my Office (@viewfrommyoffic) March 21, 2017
Killing Me Softly With Trumpcare#WhiteHousePleaseHoldSong
— Corey Miller (@StopEatingBees) March 21, 2017
Hey, Mr. Tangerine Man. #WhiteHousePleaseHoldSong
— Orangina Bo Beena (@LaNaranjaMala) March 21, 2017
"Hey, I just met you
— Ben Hooper (@BenHooperWrites) March 21, 2017
And this is crazy,
But share some unhinged conspiracy theories
And I'll tweet them, maybe" #WhiteHousePleaseHoldSong
I always feel like, somebody's watching me #WhiteHousePleaseHoldSong
— Emperor Slow🎷ams (@ANGRYref) March 21, 2017
Benny Hill Theme song
— Eric Schmeric (@HepatitisAtoZ) March 21, 2017
#WhiteHousePleaseHoldSong
Highway to Hell #WhiteHousePleaseHoldSong
— St Peter (@stpeteyontweety) March 21, 2017
#WhiteHousePleaseHoldSong
— Marshall 📎 (@MarshallSbar) March 21, 2017
Burning Down the House
Talking Heads
#WhiteHousePleaseHoldSong "The Imperial March (Darth Vader's Theme)" pic.twitter.com/e7EK6jcPyT
— S.C. O'Donnell (@SCODonnell1) March 21, 2017
I Heard it Through the Microwave #WhiteHousePleaseHoldSong @HuffPostComedy
— MyLittleGarrone (@MyLittleGarrone) March 21, 2017
Come on Baby, Plant my Wire #WhiteHousePleaseHoldSong
— Kelly Kass (@KelKass) March 21, 2017
"I Always feel Like, Obama's Watching Me". #WhiteHousePleaseHoldSong
— Gina McNasty (@JustaNastyWoman) March 21, 2017
#WhiteHousePleaseHoldSong
— Hollyn Heron (@HollynHeron) March 21, 2017
Let me tell you bout my best friend pic.twitter.com/qt6DFzzsre
Urine the Money #WhiteHousePleaseHoldSong
— Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger) March 21, 2017
What does the Fox say? #WhiteHousePleaseHoldSong pic.twitter.com/2a9Y5iqPLP
— PunkassErnie (@PunkassE) March 21, 2017
Something off Trump's favorite easy listening album. I think this is the cover.... #WhiteHousePleaseHoldSong pic.twitter.com/ixmMjwB9ew
— googergieger (@googergieger) March 21, 2017
This Klan is Your Klan@HuffPostComedy #WhiteHousePleaseHoldSong
— Joey Bel (@TheRealJoeyBelz) March 21, 2017
It’s The End of The World As We Know It #WhiteHousePleaseHoldSong
— Joe Smalley (@JoeCSmalley) March 21, 2017
#WhiteHousePleaseHoldSong
— TheNamesTheGameBaby (@RobertOmegaDoom) March 21, 2017
The Waiting Is The Hardest Part
(Impeachment)