On Tuesday, the Senate confirmed new Education Secretary Betsy DeVos, so how better to mark the occasion than with an educational HuffPost Comedy hashtag game?
This week, despite the possibility of wanting to rip the soft, sinewy eyes from our own skulls, we went with #TrumpBookReports. Secretary DeVos, you’re being graded on this, too.
I have yet to win one friend or influence anyone. This book doesn't work. Sad. #TrumpBookReport @huffpostcomedy
— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) February 7, 2017
Where's Waldo: They used pictures of my inauguration! No one could find him. Crowds were YUGE! #TrumpBookReport @HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/SD0y3nIXXB
— Jeff (@capedcrus8r) February 7, 2017
#TrumpBookReport pic.twitter.com/HeTBdcKY7K
— Real Parody (@RealParody) February 7, 2017
I don't read books. I don't write book reports. Where do I sign? #TrumpBookReport
— Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger) February 7, 2017
The Handmaid's Tale - Can't trade in old wife for younger model? Dystopia! Sad. #TrumpBookReport #TheHandmaidsTale #MargaretAtwood
— letitiavc (@letitiavc) February 7, 2017
My Bible, I carry it everywhere. It still makes a sound when I open it! #TrumpBookReport
— Jaime Lopez (@Lopeezie) February 7, 2017
No way am I reading The Fault in our Stairs #TrumpBookReport
— Steg68 (@Steg68) February 7, 2017
Gone with the Wind. #trumpbookreport pic.twitter.com/VRAVtPk5Mr
— Colleen Ladd (@Colleen_Ladd) February 7, 2017
#TrumpBookReport
— Andrew (@1andrewfenton) February 7, 2017
20,000,000 Leagues Under The Sea by Sean Spicer
"I'm a very good reader . I'm like, people have said, maybe the best reader in, I think ever.. so... we can't just.. Read" #TrumpBookReport
— Hal Sparks (@HalSparks) February 7, 2017
#TrumpBookReport A is for apple, B is for Bannon...how long is this thing...
— Eli Sedillo (@EliSedillo) February 7, 2017
Anne of Bowling Green Gables #TrumpBookReport
— Skrillex Tillerson (@JohnKlimas) February 7, 2017
The Life of Pi was boring and had NOTHING to do with delicious pies. FAKE. #TrumpBookReport @HuffPostComedy
— President Jeff (@PresidentJeffPJ) February 7, 2017
I will make Gatsby great again #TrumpBookReport
— Chuck Greenia (@charlesofcamden) February 7, 2017
Fifty Shades of Vlad #TrumpBookReport pic.twitter.com/QXapviaCcS
— WBG+ (@WideBoyGearPlus) February 7, 2017
#TrumpBookReport
— Andrew (@1andrewfenton) February 7, 2017
James and the Giant Impeachment
The Fault In Our Tsars #TrumpBookReport
— Ami (@ohhsquirrel) February 7, 2017
Frederick Douglass who I respect but declined my dinner invitation should really be ashamed of himself. #TrumpBookReport
— Yaron Melman (@NrouteHQ) February 7, 2017
Anna Karenina... not a 10. Did you see her? Flat chest, and her face ... I wouldn't even ask though... I'd just grab her. #TrumpBookReport
— Ellen Elizabeth (@greenegirl14) February 7, 2017
I can't wait for Three Corinthians to come out.#TrumpBookReport
— Corey Miller (@StopEatingBees) February 7, 2017
The Portrait of Donald Trump #TrumpBookReport @HuffPostComedy pic.twitter.com/QvJFydEbft
— Thistallawkwardgirl (@thistallawkgirl) February 7, 2017
"I Am Not A Serial Twitter" #TrumpBookReport pic.twitter.com/ix2L1fNhsO
— Geesubay (@geesubay) February 7, 2017
Patrick Bateman was a great man. Strong, powerful, got what he wants. Reminds me of my sons bigly. Especially Eric #trumpbookreport
— Greg Isaac (@GIsaac47) February 7, 2017
I don't know why Romeo fell for that nasty woman Juliet. W/o her he would have lived- SAD #TrumpBookReport pic.twitter.com/H86GFfPtwf
— Mar (@tvkween) February 7, 2017
Hop on Pop was great. I could really relate to it. Beautiful words. The best words. #TrumpBookReport pic.twitter.com/pTka8n4lsI
— Portmanteau Jones (@SadlyCatless) February 7, 2017
It was the best of times, tremendous times, there were two cities, but whichever one didn't approve of me was a fake city. #TrumpBookReport
— Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger) February 7, 2017
"Clockwork Orange" is bad. Not a Biography of me. Sad. BIGLY SAD. #TrumpBookReport @HuffPostComedy
— View from my Office (@viewfrommyoffic) February 7, 2017
The Bible. I gotta be honest, I didn't read it. Good book, though. The best. #TrumpBookReport
— Corey Miller (@StopEatingBees) February 7, 2017
If that wall was high enough we wouldn't have had to worry about Humpty Dumpty's health care. #TrumpBookReport
— Aaron Weinbaum (@aaronsayswhat1) February 7, 2017
There's a cat. He's got a hat. Bip-bop-boop, fuck the Mexicans. #TrumpBookReport
— James Schlarmann (@JamboSchlarmbo) February 7, 2017
