Turns out you've been tying your shoes wrong forever... and too slowly, to boot. (LOL, see what we did there?!) This super speedy trick -- which Imgur user fuzzydustmite brought to our attention -- involves winding both laces around your thumb and index finger, then pinching them together in one fell swoop.
Here's the slo-mo, for your practicing pleasure:
Oh, and if your laces are too short...
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