You've probably seen some version of the cute but misguided mantra claiming chocolate is a vegetable.
As much as we all wish it were true, we can't go so far to claim that chocolate fits squarely into your recommended daily produce intake. That said, there is a time and place for chocolate -- and, the best news, the right kind is undeniably good for you!
But every once in a while the opposite is true and a vegetable becomes more like chocolate. We're talking deep-fried Brussels sprouts or radishes with butter and salt. Here, nine of the definitely not nutritious crimes committed against saintly superfoods. Let us know in the comments if you're guilty!