9 Awesome Valentine's Day Gifts For The Newly Single

Written by Sheri Reed on CafeMom's blog, The Stir.

The newly heartbroken have enough to endure around Valentine's Day without having to deal with the rest of us rubbing their noses in a bunch of sparkly pink, heart-shaped crap. For just this reason, over on The Prowl, we've asked everyone to help round up the best gift ideas for friends and loved ones who find their hearts blackened with the horror, hate, and despair of a fresh breakup on February 14.

Here are 9 of the best anti-Valentine's Day gifts for the heartbroken.

Wine Is My Valentine T-Shirt
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This T-shirt gift goes great with, you guessed it, a bottle of wine! The cheaper the better.
Heartbroken Social Alert Button
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Alert everyone in your social circle that there’s a heartbroken one in the midst. It’s a subtle way of announcing, “Be delicate, friends.”
Quietly Plotting Revenge Mug
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A nice mug to help percolate what’s brewing in that dark, dark crushed heart.
I Hate Everyone & Pants iPhone Case
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Better said on their iPhone case than being screamed from the rooftops (sans pants).
The Ex 5-Piece Knife Set
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The freshly dumped need a safe place to take out their aggressions.
Paper Voodoo Pad
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Oh, this is good. Wrap up with a box of fresh pins.
Bite Me Cross-Stitch Pillow
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When everyone else is dressing up for Valentine’s Day parties, the heartbroken would much rather sit home cuddling their bitterness.
The Boyfriend Pillow
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In case you’re wondering, yes, there is a Girlfriend Pillow, too.
Black Heart Lollipops
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Who says the darkest days of heartbreak can’t be sweet?

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