23 Valentine's Day Stock Photos That Will Make You Glad You're So Utterly Single

This Singles Awareness Day, remember that love isn't all that it's cracked up to be.

Nowhere is that more obvious than in the goofy world of stock photography, where stupid cupids, awkward couples and amusing salads intersect in a train wreck of bad romance.

While these images may fail to capture the grandeur of love, at least they provide a little comic relief for the singles among us. This is dedicated to anyone who's ever had a date from hell.

Love is a stranger with a wedgie.
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Happy Valentine's Day, here's a lobster!
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"Had another but it got away."
Gordon needs love, too.
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Not saying it's got to be you.
Nothing says love like matching inoperable tumors.
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You never know when love is going to stab you in the butt.
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Take heart... It'll be okay in the end.
Lloyd shows his true colors to a select few.
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It's like 'Her,' desktop version.
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"I filled this glass heart with blood and hung it from my lip."
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10/10 would run away in terror.
Somebunny loves you.
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Nobunny is probably better.
Love between mimes: A silent affair
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First he stole her heart. Then he stole her identity.
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"That's okay, I'll make my own salad."
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"I'll never let go, Jack."
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Happy Valentine's Day from your "secret admirer"
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The clothes don't make the man.
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The novelty sunglasses do.
"I love you. Here's some poems about how my dad's a jerk."
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Come back to my place?
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It's cozy and the floor is made of grass.
Hungry for love!
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It was a shotgun wedding.
Sugarnips wasn't just a pet name.
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Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
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Quit playing games with my heart.
Happy Valentine's Day from your landlord!
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It's clearly a match.
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Nothing is sexier than tossed salad in bed.
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Bad Sex