Say what you will about HuffPost Weird News -- at least we're housebroken.
Apparently the same claim can not be made for one Vermont gentleman, who authorities say relieved himself in a washing machine at the Waterbury Laundry & Dry, according to The Smoking Gun.
Footage of the Dec. 29, 2014, incident shows the young man pull up a chair to the machine, take a look around, unzip his trousers, and allegedly urinate. When he's finished, he zips up his pants and closes the lid (You see, we said he is a gentleman). Another man is also seen on camera.
Authorities released the video in an attempt to identify the alleged washing machine pisser. They say that they were flooded with tips and subsequently identified the suspect, according to My Champlain Valley.
The mess required hours to clean up, WCAX reports.