That may or may not be true (it's not true), but Posh was famously the weakest dancer of the girl group, leaving Baby, Scary, Sporty and Ginger to do the heavy lifting. Beckham, however, refused to stop dancing (thank you very much) and debuted some new moves at Eva Longoria's recent nuptials.
The theme for the wedding was apparently "Hollywood friends you never knew we had," with guests like Mario Lopez, Melanie Griffith and Ricky Martin in attendance. Luckily, Lopez captured the affair on video, revealing Posh's and Becks' awkward wedding dancing in all its glory.
Victoria, who designed the bride’s gorgeous dress, and Longoria actually seem quite close. The day after the wedding, Posh shared a photo of herself and Longoria at the altar with a sweet caption that also could explain her enthusiasm for Wham!'s "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go" in the video above.
"Congratulations @evalongoria The smartest, most beautiful woman I have ever met," she wrote. "I feel honored to call you my friend X Such a wonderful day filled with Love X We love Pepe so much!!!@davidbeckham #blessed#toomuchtequilla #omgmyfeethurt#inlovewithmexico 🙏."
Two days after the wedding, Victoria continued her dancing streak by posting a video of herself doing the electric slide on a deck overlooking the ocean. Choreography be damned!
Just remember, Victoria, too much of something is bad enough ...