Now Trump firing Comey from the FBI has been turned into a book and video, and soon an audiobook. It’s called “Dear Donald Trump, What’s Wrong with the FBI” by A. Concerned Citizen, and it suggests that Trump fired Comey because he feared the FBI investigation would reveal the truth about his lies and Russia. But the result will be that Trump gets fired, too!
A previous poem and book is “Dear Donald Trump, Are We Going to War,” which asks if Trump is going to war because his “ratings are on the skids” and wonders if the war is due to his ties to Russia. Here’s a link to the video: https://youtu.be/FBi2FsouDEk. The book on Amazon is at https://www.amazon.com/Dear-Donald-Trump-Are-Going/dp/1545378878, and it is also on Kindle.
Here’s a copy of the text of the video and book, updated since a previous posting.
Dear Donald Trump, what’s wrong with the FBI?
Were they getting too close in finding the spies?
Did you feel you were going to be trapped?
So you sprung your snare to beat the rap?
Did you fear the Feds might be coming for you?
Just a few more days and you’d be through?
Were you scared you’d be caught by all your lies,
Like getting stuck in a spider’s web that catches flies.
It’s ironic how things have worked out here.
Comey’s letter helped you win; now he’s out on his ear.
Yet that’s karma: getting Hillary out so you got in.
Now you made him go to save your skin.
Still, Donald, you lose, ‘cause you can’t trick karma.
Soon she’ll catch up, and you’ll be a goner.
You’ve been a bad hombre, so hasta la vista.
You spun a great D.C. thriller; now it’s time for the final twister!