Video Shows The Key To Women Avoiding Society’s Judgments: Be Invisible!

Tired of having your body and choice of clothing constantly policed? Of being told that your outfit is distracting? That you’re a threat to public safety? Too provocative? Too covered-up?

Look no further ― with “Transparen-she” women can now avoid all of society’s conflicting expectations by making themselves entirely invisible!

A new (hilarious) Vox video, shows what life would be like if women’s outfits were simply transparent, and therefore impossible to critique. That’s right ― no more bosses giving their unsolicited opinions about your outfit, and no more being sent home from school because your collar bone is showing.

And since no part of a woman’s body can go commentary-free, Vox’s faux promo also includes the face-covering Transparen-she Mini (because you’re almost certainly wearing too much, or not enough, make-up)!

Watch the full video above, and head over to Vox to read more about ways for women to disappear so their clothes won’t upset anybody!