You could get the same effect squeezing a cannoli.
Only this isn't so appetizing.
Dr. Sandra Lee, aka Dr. Pimple Popper, posted a new cyst-popping video with the blockbuster title "Three Epidermoid Cyst Bermuda Triangle." It's already a hit since it went online Sunday, reinforcing our belief that the Internet is truly tasteless.
But you're still reading this, so we're presenting. You can watch the full 15-plus minutes above, in which Lee squeezes a monster among three cysts on some guy's back while spouting such medical declarations as, "It's a cyst, all right!"
Or you can cut to the big moment (last warning to put down your lunch):
and the aftermath...
So who wants to be a dermatologist?